Monday, September 17, 2007

Question:
How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?

Woman's Answer:


One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that
the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER
WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry. What was the question?!!!!!!!!!!!!



anyone else have that kind of day!??!?!!? ha ha!! just a little MONDAY humor for ya!!! :)

5 comments:

Liz S said...

ROFLMAO

That was my kind of week!!!!

LIZ

~*BuzyKeriBee*~ said...

OMG!!!! HHAHHAHAAHH HEHEHEHEH
I do!! I dooo suffer... HAHAHAAH
that is so how today has been ...
This is the funniest...
Hope tomorrow is alot better.. look at it this way.. only 4 more months till CAG!!!!!!!!
~ OR ~
just know its 5 o'clock somewhere!!!!!

Kathy said...

I AM ROTFLMAO!!!
Why does it take a woman 10 minutes to change a light bulb?????????




BECAUSE IT JUST DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

dacspace said...

That is SOOOO how my week started too!! LMAO
Let's just hope our case of the Mondays ended!! Today will be a beautiful day... ok... well at least it's not Monday anymore...

wild4scraps&stamps2 said...

OMG!!! WERE YOU AT MY HOUSE YESTERDAY!!! OR HECK ANY DAY FOR THAT MATTER!!!

JUST REMEMBER YOU GOTTA LAUGH ABOUT THINGS LIKE THAT BECAUSE JAIL WON'T LET YOU HAVE SCISSORS TO SCRAPBOOK!!!!HEHEHEHEHEH!!!

SMILE UNTIL YOUR CHEEKS HURT!!!

PS. CALL THE "POOL BOY" I BET HE'D CHANGE YOUR LIGHT BULB!!!!!HEHEHEHEH!